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WARNING - Asking for a Light

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  1. Niborino9409
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    This sounds great. I´ll come up with something

    You rock Reimar!
    1. Reimar67
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      THanks

      Just let me know when you have one and I'll link to it here
    2. Niborino9409
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      Will do.
  2. Benbenben
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    Very nice - I love the idea of these Warning shots. I'll have to give this a go
    1. Reimar67
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      Thanks for joining in Ben - Great addition
  3. TomAraya
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    lol xD
  4. jefthereaper
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    guard: destruction magic is fine, but just dont go setting any buildings on fi.... damn too late
    call the fire fighters!

    head guard: we don't have fire fighters!

    Head guard: what?! then how are we supposed to deal with this?, elf! use water magic then!

    elf: there is no water magic in all schools of magic

    Head guard: well were doomed.
    1. Reimar67
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      DOOMED I tell thee
    2. jefthereaper
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      XD but seriously, i always wondered how the cities could defend them selfs i mean the jarl of whiterun claims he has made preparations for a dragon attack, but i always wondered what that might have been course there is absolutely no way to properly put out a burning building there except for taking buckets out of the water well at the market place of whiterun!
      by the time they get even 1 bucked to the palace or a building at the other end of the town everything will be leveled when they get there XD
    3. schmoops9
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      they can just hope a frost dragon attacks next
    4. jefthereaper
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      pff XD

      My Jarl how will we defend ourselfs against a dragon attack?

      Jarl: simple my steward, its a genial plan, we HOPE for a frost dragon attack XD

      *steward runs out and goes to find somebody to replace the jarl*
    5. Reimar67
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      LOL - love the idea
    6. jefthereaper
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      to hope for a frost dragon or to get a new jarl? XD
    7. schmoops9
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      well they can also try some kind of a dance... like the dance of rain.. oh, got it! the dance of the frost dragon! yessssss :-D
    8. jefthereaper
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      The dragonrend dance XD

      Jarl Balgruf: I SHALL SHOW THEE, THE DANCE FROM THE PEOPLE OF WHITERUN!!! *starts dancing silly*

      dragon drops dead
    9. schmoops9
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      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYVcTdRPxfw
    10. jefthereaper
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      XDXDXD OMG!!! you have no idea how hard that made me laugh just now XD man that video is awesome! how is it that video has no more views?!
    11. Reimar67
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      BRILLIANT vid schmoopsy
    12. schmoops9
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      haha glad you guys like it xD was a surprise to see what a playa jarl balgruuf is xD

      @jefthereaper: well, this one's a cut from another video. i'm guessing the original has more views ^^ will pm you with the link.
    13. bison1967
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      I be Ballin...Baaallin...Swag!!! XD
  5. PyroDarknessPanda
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    could i ask the elf to say light somebodys *cough*nazeem*cough* house on fire instead of my pipe cause smokings bad for you *cough*though not arson*cough*
    1. Reimar67
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      LOL
  6. bison1967
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    You're fired!
    1. Reimar67
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      Drum roll
  7. zeroxee
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    Quickest use of a cig ever after that... xD
  8. clethcleth
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    Love your "WARNING Jokes"!
    1. Reimar67
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      Give me one of your own Cleth

      I'll link to it here
    2. jefthereaper
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      WARNING - I just endorsed XD
  9. kowalski99
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    That's the reason why dragons smoke something else...
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    1. hitmaqn78
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  10. Reimar67
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    Script for Translation...
    Image = Warning - Asking for a Light
    Title = Warning: Never ask an Elf to light your pipe