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Guard School - Patrol Training

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30 comments

  1. Swamianand
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    The words suits perfect to the image. Really good.
  2. Tapathi
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    I wonder how many had to have "L" and "R" written on their boots?
    1. Reimar67
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      LOL - if only I'd have thought of that
    2. wolfsangeleyes
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      Wouldn't that mean they are required to be able to read?
  3. aok
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    The new bath don't look very promising!
  4. Nataly1q2w3e4r5t
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    Poor good citizens of Skyrim, with such "intelligent" guardsmen they are doomed.
    1. jefthereaper
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      lol well they dont need to be smart to arrest people and kill bandits

      guard training:

      commandant: oke rooky's, keep your eyes open, this is a blade, *point to the hilt* this end's for holding, *point to blade* this ends for slashing,
      congratulations, anybody that is able to hold a blade is now a official member of the guards (75% of the candidates returned to home, failing the test)
    2. Nataly1q2w3e4r5t
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      Thank you for the insight about guards training, that made my day!
    3. jefthereaper
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      trying to become a guard is tough work, you have to know everything about holding blades and detecting crime even if you did not see it and be able to remember a crime made by a person even if its 5 years ago and still recalling his face when you see him/her XD
  5. MisterGibson
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    Someone's been watching game of thrones am I right ?
  6. bison1967
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    Useless Skyrim Fact: The guard just behind the sergeant, graduated first in his class... XD
  7. Kamikazekossori
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    Not the brightest batch of recruits that one, would not trust them anywhere near a blade
  8. lord_defiant
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    i think they should have covered left and right on day 1 of training
  9. jefthereaper
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    Idle guard chatter (all together and mixed true each other) I use to be a adventurer like you, but then I took a arrow to the knee
    (must be one hell of a party when the co workers go to a party)
    1. Reimar67
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      ARE You reading my mind again Jef?
      You are so close to the next one it's unreal
    2. jefthereaper
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      well depends, were you also planing to make it a dance party with nobody dancing? (considering they all took a arrow to the knee they have too much damage to there legs to actually dance) making the head of the guard yell "who's bright idea was it to trow a "dance" party knowing fully well we cant dance?!"
      other guard: i use to be able to dance, but then i took a arrow to the...
      other guards: awwwh ahh! *mutter mutter*
      XD
    3. zeroxee
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      They could do the.... wait for it... the arrow-dance!
    4. Reimar67
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      LOL
  10. hitmaqn78
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    Hahaha! Aesome!
    It seems like they are the brothers of your Elf
    1. Reimar67
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      Far too intelligent for that Hitmaqn